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How to Play Salon Simulator

Run your salon for 30 chaotic days. Serve the right treatment, keep customers patient, collect money, pay bills and keep the place clean enough that nobody walks out holding their nose.

Quick Rules

Monthly Bill Dates

💡 Electricity Bill
₹2,000 · Day 5
🚰 Water Bill
₹750 · Day 5
🏠 Shop Rent
₹20,000 · Day 10
👩 Staff Salary
₹6,000 · Day 15
💡 All four scheduled expenses have exactly 3 grace days. Example: a bill due on Day 5 has Days 6, 7 and 8 as grace days. Consequences can begin on Day 9.

Customer Request Cheat Sheet

Some customers refuse to speak like normal human beings. Use these clues when a request sounds suspiciously poetic.

✂️ Haircut · ₹450

  • “Just a tiny trim. Like... 7 inches.”
  • “Make me look expensive.”
  • “Layers, but not layer-y.”
  • “Fix what my cousin didto my hair at home.”

🚿 Hair Wash · ₹300

  • “Emergency wash. There is enough oil here to fry papad.”
  • “Wash please. Massage is mandatory.”
  • “Can my scalp forget this week?”

🎨 Hair Color · ₹1,200

  • “Balayage. But cheap. But luxury.”
  • “I want natural electric purple.”
  • “Can you make this box dye disappear?”

🧖‍♀️ Facial · ₹800

  • “Give me the I-drink-3-litres-of-water look.”
  • “My skin has filed a complaint.”
  • “Can I become dewy before dinner?”

💅 Nails · ₹650

  • “Make them classy, sparkly and somehow subtle.”
  • “One nail broke. Emotionally, all ten broke.”
  • “Copy this impossible Pinterest design.”

🧴 Waxing · ₹900

  • “Full arms please. And make pain illegal.”
  • “Waxing today. I have already emotionally prepared myself.”
  • “Please be quick. My bravery has a time limit.”

🫧 Hair Spa · ₹1,200

  • “My hair needs therapy. Please prescribe a spa.”
  • “Give my hair the vacation I cannot afford.”
  • “Spa please. My ends have given up on life.”

✨ Smoothening · ₹5,000

  • “I want smooth hair that survives humidity and family functions.”
  • “Smoothening please. I brought snacks. This may take a while.”
  • “Make it silky enough to appear in a shampoo commercial.”

🧵 Threading · ₹250

  • “Eyebrows please. Sisters, not distant cousins.”
  • “Threading. Keep the shape, remove the jungle.”
  • “Just clean it up. Please do not invent a new eyebrow.”
🥤 Refreshment hint: younger customers are more likely to prefer juice, older customers are more likely to prefer tea and many customers in the middle prefer coffee. There is some randomness, because salon customers are salon customers.
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